00:00 03/20/2017

Street food tastes a little bit better when someone uses their mutant powers to make it.

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Raymond Cortez
I've seen the chef that taught me reach in and grab the chicken from the fryer like goddamn dude
Brandon Carey
julio, the unburnt, millionth of his name, breaker-outer of tacos
Chad Ernst
Dips his hand in cold water, with the short amount of time his hands are in contact with the hot grease it won't burn him, but still cool to watch
Evan Planas
Finally found flavor town...tastes like Pakistani knuckle hair.
Lauren Reany
You see his face when he looked at the camera "yeah, bitch, I just did that"
Terrance M Singh
I just love fried chicken coated in germs, human skin and newspaper ink.
Jonathone Wesley Goddin
O My, baseball glove for hands, rub the lotion on the skin.. haha
JP Guinard
1- those are air bubbles to make him look like a bad ass. 2- he's at 15000 feet altitude where shit boils at luke warm temperatures 3- shut up and take my money whatever the hell that is...
Rob Mcnicol
I think I would be more worried about all that ink from serving it on news paper that is gonna leach into your food...
Sergio Diaz
The way he looks at the camera makes me feel like I'm not a man. Sarah
Sphinx Chambers
I dont even care about why he did that way. I'm feeling some type of way cause I can't even put fries in pan without jumping away.
Jesse Andersen
That boiling water should have sanitized his hands enough for me.
Jesse Brown
Mmm delicious human skin served with finger nail fries is he cooking it in 10w30 as well served over todays newspaper perfect for toilet paper for the aftermath.
Andrew Barron
Alex Devin I wonder if buffalo should start doing this when they serve the food lol
Brandon T Firetag
Salt bae the great and his knife with sea salt (inside a freshly open cut).. Vs Iron handed grease not giving a mother fucker, in which his fingers cut just as smoothly as Salt bae the greats knife.. Who wins in a a fight to death? CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH RULES!!!!

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