George Lopez

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Who’s my celebrity crush, let’s see if Citric & Maronzio Vance can guess! Catch new episodes of #LopezonTVLand every Weds at 10:30P and On Demand!

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Albert Martinez Fuck that puto
Carla Amezcua per sarnoso
Carla Amezcua hombre sin huevos
Carla Amezcua OJETE
Jack Deman You Da Man George LOPEZ


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Kathryn Elich Call me old fashioned but I think this is an unnecessary tool. Get paper towels if you are afraid of touching it.
Mitul Patel Shivank Waghray Sheel Vohra this is low-key a game changing innovation
Alexis Toy Kait Rundell actually meant to tag the one and only Alyssa Bell v sorry
Juancho Martin Ana Patty Castañeda me acorde de ti! Partiendo la pizza jajajjaa
Cassie Arrowsmith-McBeath Ashley Rose Hernandez I swear you'll get one of these before you find a normal damn pizza cutter

More hilarity ensues tonight! Don’t miss Lopez on TV Land at 10:30P ET!

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Ramona Muñoz Love.yougeore.lopez
Carla Amezcua buenos dias cara de PERRO
Albert Martinez Fuck that puto
Tommy Alvarez Pass!
Damian Barrera Fuck him and his sorry ass show too.

Hey, what's wrong with being taken care of by a sugar mama? Don’t miss Lopez on TV Land tonight at 10:30P ET!

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Lillian Rodriguez Edwin Lozada
Hector Rodriguez Sugar momma what that mean?
Armando Garcia Firme show
Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Mary Ruiz Will b watching👍❤luv ur show💖Ml1

Cabo San Lucas!! See you June 2-3! Grab some good seats:

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April Rios Virtuous Queen
Dimas Esteves Nelly Esteves Esteban Esteves Jessica Buenrostro Esteves Esther Esparza Esteves dang
Alejandra Garcia Michele Chase
Melissa Carrillo Maria Rogers Jennifer Colunga Valeria Montalvo
Bobby Reichel Diane Lugert Reichel went at the wrong tome

Catch me and Cedric The Entertainer in Duluth, GA on June 16!! Tix on sale now:

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Carla Herrera June 16 my birthday
Carla Amezcua sientate en tu culo!
Carla Amezcua falto de huevos
Susan Mathis Love ❤️
Carla Amezcua thought you were leaving #ojete

Chingon recognize chingon. #motivationmonday

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Alicia Caballero Somoza YOU OWE ME.
Venancio Pompa Rosa Come to Ciudad de México cabrón!
AprilVicente Campos No envites
Carla Amezcua Ojete!
Carla Amezcua take her organ and run?? #ojete

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Carla Amezcua keep your word #getout
Carla Amezcua when are you leaving?? thank god for Donald J. Trump
Carla Amezcua i thought u were leaving the USA?
Tammy Kuhne Orale!
Carla Amezcua #getout ure not wanted her!

Sometimes guac.

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Rachel Bernal-limon Sometimes...sofrito as well! 😆
Jason J-roc Thomas Ice tea glass B filled up come on George dat a cereal bowl #itsallnative #stopcopyingha
Sheila Vanessa Martinez I think pretty much all nationalities use this for different leftovers or to store stuff in..
Laura Holguin Ruben David Rubio Jr. why do you have butter in here?
Krista Seelman Ariel M Rodriguez. This reminded me of lunch the other day. Lol

Now it’s Maronzio’s turn 😆. Catch up on Lopez on TV Land On Demand now!

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Bobby Jo St. Clair Amaya St Clair
Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Tammy Kuhne You're the man George Lopez
Denise Lanzer-Lerma Love everyone in the show! Anthony Citric Campos gave the best clue at the end! 😂😂❤️
Griselda Medina I'M SO UPSET THAT I DIDN'T GET TO SEE YOU TODAY. Ever since I found out that you were going to be in Wichita I was so hyped about it! But I had a commitment to stick to today and I wasn't able to go! Urghh. I have loved you since I was a little kid. ...

Pica Gomas are automatic.

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Vanessa Bane reminds me of TJ
Lou Reznor They're good if you like eating lead.
Maria Torres I love me some fLEE MARKET?
Manuela Lorenzo Mouth watering 😋
Axa Vargas Picagomas in your michelada

“Sorry guys, got plans this weekend!”

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Dylan Bo Daniella Wauters me! Andthen youre all like " you dont love me today" because i dont text you
Oziel Guerra Jr. What i gotta do for all the shows you saw already Caren Guerra 😂😂
Ben Ochoa Diana Serna that time we watched idk how many episodes of the walking dead lol 😂
Nina Gomez Eri JayyJayy yasss us when u were watching Jane lol
Sunny Rodriguez I needa find you a hot cheeto bag like this lol Vee Lucci

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Denise Lanzer-Lerma I know! 😂💕
Jose Negrete Hi bro
Ernest Rodriguez Does not want to lose her job and have to teach kids again
Tammy Kuhne Orale!
Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I know, huh… #tbt

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Marie Carranza Oscar Carranza
Alex Brown William Fraser
Yasmine Angelidis Erica Cane Guerrero
Tracy Jenkins Abigail Ervin
Cosmin Cosminosul Andrea Kiss

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Kody James Lynch Rose Ryuzaki
Steven Da P Christopher Ortiz
Cesar Ramirez Christina Gonzales hahaha
Denise Lanzer-Lerma Fricking hilarious!!
Carla Rubio Hope he's okay!!??

Don’t forget! Watch an all-new Lopez on TV Land tonight at 10:30P!

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Eddie Ceballos Laura Lerma Ceballos
Joshy Dominguez Jessica Hernandez
Allan Grinnell Cool
Ramona Muñoz Te.mereses.un.trofeo
Muhammad Jay Ali You're a badass Lopez

I gotta do what I gotta do to get Valleys back on track. Catch Noches Con Platanito tonight on Lopez, 10:30P.

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Manuel Cortes Gabby Gutierrez
Alexandra Rivera Love u George! 💙💚💛💋
Aquiles Esquivel Madrazo Que honda George
Denise Lanzer-Lerma 😂😂😂❤️❤️💕💕
Gina Ortiz Handle it!

Just some food for thought.. hope you vatos are having a great week!

8.7k reactions 170 comments
Ever Benitez Only the creator would be able to say who is wrong and who is right!! Think about that!!
Giovanni Davis Just chrcking to see if anyone still trllling george to move to canada like he said he would.
Justin Michel Well, someone wrote it with a specific number in mind unless they wanted this to start the discussion mentioned in the photo.
Joann Jurado This reminded me of us at work lmao we can never agree! 😂 PPaula Rodriguez
Frankie Plata Build The Wall Trump!! ^^ Just because you are right, does not mean I am wrong. You haven't seen it from my side.

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Briana Lee Saunders I love u George😊
Tammy Kuhne Orale!
Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Johnny Galvan
Denise Lanzer-Lerma I wish! Have a blast.

Increasingly better every week , thank you for all the the support and those of you who hate thank you for the motivation.. Leave your addresses so I can come down and kill you in your sleep

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Beverly J. Singleton I LOVE YOU GEORGE.
Yasmin Rodriguez oml you're funny asf tho lol
Tammy Kuhne Orale!
Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Monika Saenz We watch every week!!

Let’s heat things up CALI!! Catch me at the Thunder Valley Casino June 9th! Tix on sale now:

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Susan Mathis 💋💋💋💋💋💋
Ramona Muñoz Me.gusta
Ignacio Maria Sierra Caution Undocumented Fans ICE may be making a guest appearance.
Johnathan Mutschler that even a lit siggar? looks unlit
Manuel De La Rosa Loving the Cohiba.

What’s the one thing I can’t live without? Let’s see what @bigcitric and @maronziovance have to say 😂. Catch Lopez on TV Land Wednesdays at 10:30P!

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Leticia Maldonado Montebello in the house!
Rosa Rios Not into the show. Not his best
Max G. Duenaz Food
Doreen Rivere l love your show
Estevan Carrillo Cant live without your wifes body parts

Where the hot sauce though, Iron Chef??

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Nandita Chauhan Malhar Pendse this is you hyping up your chicken nuggets
Jesus Escobedo Soma. So I just found a healthy chicken dish.
Cynthia Ortiz Rivas Jackie😂...yo soy el k mando la foto😂😂😂
Alicia LishaBoo Howard Lmao. Let's describe what we eat this way. Berenice Jimenez.
Mariano Marquez Tina Đào how you justify things as a foodie lolol

Y’all better know the right answer...

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Dan Connery 2-3-1 since there are no stop signs and only one yield sign the sign for car 2 looks to be a watch out for pedestrian sign. 2 would go straight then 3 would turn left then 1 would turn left
Ayala Analia The only car that has a yield sign is car #1 so they have to wait till it's clear to pass. There are no lights nor stop signs for car # 2 and # 3. car #2 is going straight so technically they pass first because it's an ongoing lane. # 3 is also in the ...
Sue L Vasquez 231. 2 has a pedestrian yield sign, it has no effect on his interaction with the other cars. He is continuing on a straight path vs car that are turning. He has right of way. 3 has no sign, but is making a left turn across traffic. That is always an ...
Kevin Hoare Short answer: I can't tell what the sign by 2 is from the diagram but, it looks like just a sign telling that there is a street there so, I would say 2, 3 then 1. Long answer: Car going straight always has the right of way, unless there is a light or ...
Lonnie Damiano It's 231 the 2 cars in front of car car 1 would be considered oncoming traffic no matter which direction they're going or turning. 1 has to wait and yield to traffic passing as can go when it's clear. Since 2 is going straight 3 has to wait till they ...

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Miguel Salazar Tnj Romero
Amare Betancourt Carlos Betancourt babe we needs to see
Javi Lopez Hi juan no tiene lowrider cars! ! Juan Antonio Lopez

Who has a hot date tonight? Hope you have better luck than I did. Maybe the both of you can binge and chill on Lopez on TV Land?? #TGIF

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Sandra Molina Alex Castillo was this you???😂😂😂😂😂
Vivi Loaiza I know the feeling 😂
Miguel Ibarra C'mon ese! Lower your standards! Lol 😝
Jose Alaniz Isaac Valera why I don't use the apps lol
Gina Marta Don't do it. .

Wonder if he uses Instant Pay?

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Maggie Caron Or
Mishawn Bryant Just give him some Beggin Strips as a tip
Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Adilene Diaz Anthony Torrez maybe max can be an uber driver
Jennifer Uribe Jessica Carrasco omg! I would never drive again! Lol

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Massimo Mason leggi mio profilo e...........
Marisela Garcia Portillo ICE?
Ogechi Ikpeama Deed Ugochi from warri
Tammy Kuhne Orale!

When you realize we all had matching bracelets growing up…

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Cesar Orozco Yesenia Alvarez-Orozco baby isnt rven here yet. and we were talking about having ine made for him/her. lmao
Courtney Peterson Geovana Bernal didn't you used to wear one of these lol
Sofia Lopez Alejandra probably already tagged you but here it goes again😂😂😂
Marcelino Rodolfo Morales Oh for sure with my initials and I still rock it y que
Adrián Paredes Garcia My Anglo Saxon friends used to asked me if i was allergic to penicillin.. dafuq? lmaoo

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Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Tammy Kuhne You're the man George Lopez
Jeff Usher Sweet my boy Comedian John Bell supposed to be there. That dude is Funny az Hell just like you. Good company! 😂😂😂
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