Tosh.0

Last updated: 08:12 11/16/2017

Family is everything... ...that sucks about the holidays.

321 reactions 69 comments
Jason Hardek "Donald Trump." "Pickles." 😂😂
Shay Habibi Bobby, it’s your girl. 🥒
Dora Mendoza Ah too funny ! Thanksgiving at Salinas shit like this happens at the Salinas table LOl! minus the microphones !
Randee Michele Heather this was hilarious 😂
Michael Clark OMFG Mimi, Elizabeth, Britney... watch the full clip, I'm dying!!! XD

Watch the full episode here: http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/eu35h8

46 reactions 9 comments
John William Ribs
Gerald Omar Dow Tosh eating a dick. How cute.
Adam Hammon Awesome-Awesome Y'all
Irene Emenheiser The dogs ❤🐶😂
Mitch Forster You're slacking on your material. Get your shit together

I'm thankful for a brand NEW 'sode of Tosh. TONIGHT at 10/9c on Comedy Central.

6.5k reactions 1569 comments
Liisa Lepmets I have not even turned the volume up yet and i already want to fucking murder this bitch!!!
Kortney Mork This lady is disgusting. Chew like an adult for crying out loud.
Heather Dawn Wheat I would never knock this Sister's hustle, in fact I'm a bit jealous of it, but I'm just not down to watch & listen to someone eat...
Sarah Mielke Rick lmao we've been talking about these videos lately... of course it's on tosh.0 now
Sarah Lathrop Emily Koval Carrie Alexander this is me. She knows what's up- Classen Kosher dill pickles, always chilled never heated

I like to shop here on Tuesdays when there’s a death metal band performing in the meat department. [via Izismile Network]

1.8k reactions 236 comments
Patrick O'Brien To be fair they were supposed to play at the school talent show but Roy Moore just wouldn’t leave
Daniel Kuhlmeier when the store manager has a kid with “talent” you’ll find me at Kroger’s across the street!
Desirae Winn That band looks really hardcore
Stuart Fillips "Here at Whole Foods, the only walls we build are walls of death."
Kristjan Tomasson Denis Devon Katuma Ndidi a whole new 'market' for SM to shred 😁

Grimace has so much extra skin after dropping all of that weight. [via Uberhumor]

1.2k reactions 262 comments
Robert Gonzalez This what happens when you don't circumcise
Michelle Suzzane Damn straight I'll wear that to bed
Alex Fred Fawbush Ashley I found you some winter attire
Adam Richwine Jokes aside, that looks warm as fuck.
William Delamain ... Is that the flying purlpe person eater.

Don't you just love fall?

2.0k reactions 355 comments
Cooper Vegas Best player the dodgers have right now 😂😂😂😂
Chris Long Only a dodger would suck on a bat
Scott Smith I figured Daniel as more of a catcher.
Christina Ursula Adams Zachary puigs really taking that loss hard
Lourdes Garcia U r so funny. Yes, baseball is odd and great!

CAPTION CHALLENGE: Batter Up! Write a caption for this still - and help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll pick a winner and share your glory on Facebook.

65 reactions 982 comments
Lindsey Reninger This is the Dodgers envisioning how big their dicks are. In reality, when fully erect, no bigger than a baseball itself
Trevor W Heasley And daniel tosh prints another poster for above his bed.. It will look so nice next to the Hasselhoff.
Joel Bergman Daniel was hired as bat boy for the Dodgers however it was discovered he had Talent for finding Slivers in the bats by using his unique ball sack technique.
William Hathaway When the game you've devoted your life to mastering is as boring as baseball, you owe yourself a good 'ol reach around.
Roberto Rayo The big bang theory: 1:you handle that piece of wood between your legs really well. 2: you mean my bat 1: no I mean the crude double ontanundre.

Welp, I’m suddenly looking forward to Monday now. [via Izismile Network]

6.4k reactions 585 comments
Ben Brouillette Vision Lanes in Westland, Michigan.
Troy Hall ....but can the pins be used in play?
Derek Nowlin Payton Plus Monday is payday, and my day off! I'm fucking winning.
Kyleigh Beck Carol Ann stay away from this bowling alley 😂😂😂😂
Maya Strunk Theus That's some funny Shit right there!

Some see a tree vagina. I see a portal to the Upside Down. [via Radass]

4.5k reactions 643 comments
Manny Antonio Stephanie remember that one time to eagle rock 😂
Curtis Gresham Looks like a Hatchet wound to me fellas, Shock Biggs
John Masters It's actually a wooden ham sammich...
Nick Hannum Amanda Ingerson what did I️ say, the upside down portal was a demons vagina. Even tosh thought so
Jason McGowan Stay away from the sap, its sticky

The sweetest part of the ceremony was when they joined hands and scratched off a lottery ticket together. [via Reddit]

1.8k reactions 281 comments
Robert Reed I believe this was at Munch n Pump in Poplar Bluff, Missouri
Kalina Rodgers The sad part is....this is the town I live in! 😱 #Missouri #munchNpump
Chelsea Hickson RJ Robertson hahaha I expect to see pictures like this from a certain someone 😂
Glen Hawkins from the three stooges...hold hands you lovebirds
Phil Ryan Was the King of Zamunda there?

Nice to see that there are true romantics still out there. [via Izismile Network]

14.2k reactions 5227 comments
Kat Norman Chris Fraser "What you think sex is before your parents give you "the talk"
Ricky Fuentes And they say chivalry is dead
Albert Alicea Is that a new R Kelly single?
Tim Davis Pee is stored in the balls
Anthony Yachanin Britney Spears really let herself go.

And he never left his room again. [via Imgur]

9.5k reactions 547 comments
William Raimer The son scored a lover, the mom got a babysitter
Tim Cameron Barbies hair seems really stiff lately!
Jeff Mahoney 😊 HaHa... Yep.! He is going to have jizz all over that thing.. Lol.
Adam Mertz Mike we found Brian's so called date for tomorrow
EL Penetrator Strange composite bow I have ever seen! Must be new camo!

This should be a violation that immediately gets your driver’s license revoked. [via Izismile Network]

5.1k reactions 559 comments
Steve J Callender I just truely laughed out loud.
Fred McCullough The more expensive bulkier version of fix a flat
Robert Kreegier It bears repeating: this is a CO2 tank for tires that looks like an extinguisher.
Ross M. Cipriano Yep tosh, jokes on you. That’s not a fire extinguisher. Don’t you feel stupid now?
Andrew Johnson I guess nobody has ever seen an extinguisher turned into an air tank?

CAPTION CHALLENGE WINNER: Hair holding best friend sold separately. We picked the caption above from a comment left by Dustin Allen Warrington Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 1pm for another edition.

128 reactions 76 comments
Cody Williams That wasn't much of a joke
Danielle Bothwell Kelly Ahkiam, Sue Banovic Brassard Marc should probably install this in his truck ..😂
Ryan Vanscoy Michael Dunmire why didn’t we ever think of this for 451B
Daionte Smith is this the same bathroom that was used in chapelles show
Denis B Gormally they have the Squatty Potty now they have a Pukey Potty

She just realized it’s Friday. #WTFriday #HelloWeekend

35 reactions 9 comments
Panda Mendoza Marisabel Hernandez
Brett Williams Why the blank look?
Karen O'Keefe Huh?
Larry Pageau She gives good forehead
Dan Turner Yes dumb and waste of my FB feed.bout to unlike Tosh.

You know what they say: Happy Ho, Happy Life. [via Radass]

1.4k reactions 163 comments
Bebe Barbyy Ivette Martinez look at your sign haha
Emma Hallett Taylor Plank if we had a sugar daddy 😂😂😂😂😂
Wayne Marsala Melina trumps happy birthday sign.
Mark Brown You guys know it's hoe right =X
Melanie Dalgliesh Ho ho ho

Watch this week's full episode here: http://on.cc.com/2jcRlh7

34 reactions 6 comments
Jesse Shoemaker Dammit stingray!!!! 😂😂😂
Brandon Felice second
Brandon Felice first
Sharon Gordon So funny! That’s where I went to school and lived for many years. Hail State!
Werner Münchow I watch your show from Brazil, congratulations, very funny.

It's never too early to start your nest egg.

264 reactions 21 comments
Jordan Branscombe https://media3.giphy.com/media/xUA7aTaAgUK1qcv1WE/giphy.gif
Diana Beursken Cody Weston
Kassandra Rozalea Ebert Jovani Oliva
Nick Buccini Gabriel Buccini
Alan Bevard Chris Alexander Colin Bernier Justin Young

Meat and Me: A love affair for the ages. #TattooOfTheWeek

861 reactions 387 comments
Kip Martin I see the sausage but where's the tube steak ???
Colby Dean Kevin Nash Jason Reynolds kev I️ have an idea for your next tatt
Andrew Knuckles Where’s the cheese titties to go with all this meat?
Kyle Wardlow Shes telling you where to put your meat
Mitchell Stahl This would be perfect for a couple of my exs

After the wedding what's hers is his too. [via Uberhumor]

1.9k reactions 272 comments
Eric Wangner The perfect use for your ex's wedding dress: snow camo!
Alain Jeufroi Rolon It's his camouflag outfit.
Freddy Lopez These wedding photos are getting out of hand now.
Freddy Lopez On the hunt for bears!
Ian Graziano Might as well get some use from that overly expensive ass dress most women only wear once.

This week we tossed the ol’ pigskin around with Mississippi State’s biggest fan.

908 reactions 173 comments
Shawn Forsythe Miss those days. Not single. Not happy. Lol Tony Hoose
Rhye GT Kolodynski Chase Cole is he really a bigger fan than you bro 👀
Justin Follick How does a person have such large knee caps
Alex Hunter "Oh, it's just a nightmare" :)
Jason King Is it just me, or is his face too small for his head?

Aw, are those all of his granddaughters? So sweet. [via Izismile Network]

1.7k reactions 340 comments
Jordon Newman Bet your pictures on his front pocket
Andrew Farley Sean Rowe reminds me of your shirt back in the day😂
Jacob Beil Joey Jaime we need these to play in.
Ryan Bruce Durant I'll get you this for Xmas
Shawn Kemper My wife said they’re all in “mid sneeze” lmao

The perfect shirt if you're going to operate a children's ride. [via Imgur]

1.7k reactions 194 comments
Joe Turentine That was one long and arduous shit to get that shirt back.
Alex D Haas lol say hello to the heavenly village
Jason Allen I’d work there, just to get the shirt.😁
Christopher Adam Taylor I spent about 5 mins looking for a shitter.
Ty Preston he Must have spent years working at Publix Korey Romagnino

Working at Tosh.0 isn't all fun and games. I'd say it's 70-30.

1.9k reactions 109 comments
Chris Dean Shout out to the Dunc'd on shirt!
Bryan Rathke 70% fun and 30% games?
Allie Bryniarski Christy Yost next mto competition
D Ray McCann yes!
Justin Arrieta All other systems of Justin and baby Mamas defeated

With potato salad, not prostitutes! [via Radass]

2.4k reactions 721 comments
Samuel Hathaway Brad's wife used to smoke meat at the cracker barrel. Now I hear she smokes meth to combat the pain of being canned after 11 years of faithful service. #JUSTICEFORBRADSWIFE
Austin Fredrickson Bruce Cox you need a sign like this for the pit boss lol
Brie Perrin Clayton Hantz this made me think of your post and my comment haha
Shawn Parker Smoke your meat with meth, best of both worlds.
Tyler Neeley I mean I’d let a prostitute smoke my meat. #bitchyouthought

Watch last night's full episode here: http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/c0mjgk

15 reactions 9 comments
Rendi Rystoneva Psh 🖕
Lourdes Garcia Eve pitches to tosh... Lol
Mark Long You hit like a girl
Marco A. Silva Hit that shit bro
Christopher Bussman Fck u dude Dodger fan!

Only three NEW episodes before the end of the year and one of them is on Comedy Central in 20 minutes. Savor it.

191 reactions 34 comments
Jason Friesen Wouldn't miss it
Jake Harris How is your show still on
Joe Channell www.ratemypoo.com
Richard Seavoy Yaaa ! Re - Fnnnnnnn - runs . Oh ! Ah ! Love um 🍌🚫🚭🚻🚮🚾🔙🔚
Jake Maier Dank tosh. Dank.

Your horoscope says there's a brand NEW Tosh TONIGHT at 10/9c on Comedy Central.

199 reactions 26 comments
Jim Clark God damn. That was accurate. Here's yours. Nobody but transgender football playing black klan members care.
Julian Asher Donna Nelson
Rendi Rystoneva Lol
William McKinney Denied...
Isaac Olvera Never Lies

Looks like those ice packs from the picnic basket are getting a second job today. [via Izismile Network]

664 reactions 147 comments
Gable Rynning Bout to eat a whole plate of shit
Tracy Sherbine Role reversal in motion, the Bike wants to ride her
Peter Oliphant let's just go bike riding he said... it will be fun he said.....
Jim Clark The result of extreme mountain biking, and planking.
Kurt Ray Brendan is this what it looked like?

They're already in mid (holiday) season form at Target. [via Uberhumor]

17.9k reactions 3919 comments
Bryon Joseph Kari Lynn, we can't take you anywhere, can we.
Vadim Fur Michael relevant to a thread you're in?
Rachel K LaForte Jane, did you send this in...? bahahah..
Stephanie Poulos McLaughlin How did they get my Wi-Fi password!?
Jessica Ann MacPherson Jessica Megan guess what I'm doing to your store next time I visit?! 😂😂😂
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