George Lopez
20:54 05/18/2017

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60 reactions 16 comments


Denise Lanzer-Lerma
I know! πŸ˜‚πŸ’•
Jose Negrete
Hi bro
Ernest Rodriguez
Does not want to lose her job and have to teach kids again
Tammy Kuhne
Tammy Kuhne
I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Jason Slonaker
What Mary said don't want to teach 6th grade again
Mary Delgado Lee
doesn't want to go back to teaching 6th graders again
Richard DeMario
Here's a question. When are you leaving?
Valdemar Gallegos
She don't want to lose her job and have to go to teaching elementary kids!
Brigg Dorty
We don't need to know where, just when. Be a man of your word and your own jokes.
Jacki Tank Matherne
Mr G, I think he needs a crazy bayou girl, just saying...lolπŸ’‹
Jonathan Steelman
Why haven't you moved yet? Move to a country you don't hate so much.
George Gonzalez
She doesn't want to be fired from her job for fraternizing with a student. Or as we Mexicanos would think: no sexo con la professor!
Junior MCornejo
1. Fuck you you piece of shit George Lopez your scum of the earth. 2. Hopefully your chicken shit show in your recycle dad racist comedy can go fuck itself motherfucker

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More lies πŸ€₯ Trump says he’s doubled his approval rating with #africanamericans , But wait , he also said he’s #notaracist and the weighs 239 pounds 😹😹😳 fucking 239 cholesterol maybe ! Go head #bigmacs do your thing ! 239 slaps across his face with a flaccid Verga πŸ†πŸ† #45melapela #ftp #openyourfuckingeyes @comedygetdown @momorodriguez

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Michael Tubbs Lopez is irrelevant. His fame has fallen drastically. He resorts to this for attention. STFU George and follow through with your promise. Get outta here
Jamison Lewis Btw, I have a right to talk about the things I don't like on HIS own page as long as HE allows me too. I dont have to unfollow, if you dont like what I have to say, don't react to it. I dont need a safe space. I'm an Adult.
Jamison Lewis BTW if anyone talked about Obama this way, there was LOADS of outrage for it on soooo many fronts in the media. How about taking your classless double standards and slapping YOURSELF in the face with it.
Roger Sherman Your only around for our entertainment, that's it... your a dancing chicken, a court jester.... stop listening to the haters, for some reason, I thought you were smarter than that...
Barbara Ayres I use to watch your shows but didn't realize you were so rude and disrespectful i count wait till you came on now i don't want to watch you any more you are not the funny man i thought you were so sad people are like this.

Perfect Valentine’s Day gift! #justsaying Get your laugh on:

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Danny Goodwin Hell no
Beverly J. Singleton OkπŸ’œπŸ’œ
Kathy Ortiz-Andrade YUCK! Spreading hate is not funny
Amazona Miranda NorCal ??
Shelley Fisher Wouldn’t waste my time or money!!!

Something's require no translation

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Vanessa Casillas Elena Diaz Gonzalez πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Poreso no me caso! Jajaja
Chris Swanson Some things*
Ernie Camacho Jacquii Torres LMFAO!!!!!! No mms πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ "me amas"πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Klaudija Mlakar Melita si ziher ke se čeΕ‘ ΕΎenite πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Margo Stefanny Andrade Ramon Andrade irΓ‘ asΓ­ es tu hermano Pedro Andrade ojalΓ‘ y no le aprendas sus cosas πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This Saturday Seatlle , come out and get down with the get down !

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Rameil Yaghoub Jennifer
Miguel Sanchez Beezy Sanidad Joaquin Murieta
Ramona MuΓ±oz Bonito chingon
Tammy Kuhne You're the man George Lopez
Krystal Mena Ramona and Tammy: you guys have great taste!!!!!!!

Follow me on instragram, to keep track of the latest mamadas / shenanigans 😳😑

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Tyler Moser No
Master Steven Eggebrecht .
Araceli Rodriguez George Lopez es el mas chingon!!!!!
Krzy J Sanchez Dame dos y una pa
Hector Manuel Hernandez Jr. #chingon

#Repost @corybooker ・・・ When ignorance and bigotry are allied with power, it’s a dangerous force in our country.β € β € To not stand up to this; to be silentβ€” is to be a part of the problem.

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John Kirby Cory !! What a Showman and Actor !! He really put that Shameful Woman in her place !! πŸ€”πŸ€” not ,did someone say Jacka........ πŸ€”
Krystal Mena Juan, I'm with you all the way, ese. In order for trump to have all of those Things, He Would Need A Heart. The Pendejo Is Heartless.
Jennifer Canaday Haiti is a shithole omg someone said it out loud and you people are really losing your minds over this? Don’t you have anything more important going on in your life????
Sheila Lopez-Bergmann So this guy was offended. I don't care. It's time to stop worrying about everyone's feelings. Especially the feelings of people that are not American.
Timothy Buffi All these oversensitive libs crying. πŸ˜† If these countries aren't so bad then why are they trying to come here?

Because it did not directly effect you doesn't mean its not important to realize that for 38 minutes on Jan 13th people in Hawaii thought we were on the brink of nuclear war . In their panic people put their kids in down sewers because they thought they might be safe there . Some people were desperate to locate family members and spend what the thought was the last minutes of their lives . But also know that not since it happened had #pelos #45melapela #trump spoken to the #americanpeople or when it happen did he tweet #falsealarm . Cause he was too busy golfing ⛳️ he might say " Im the most caring person you've ever seen " bullshit ! #ftp he's broaden his views to include that he doesn't give a Fuck about anyone who's not him πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ let him know nuclear weapons will fuck up the greens at Lago Mar

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Jonathan Purtee Learn how to spell beaner, i hope you have your green card cause i would love to see you go. #buildthatwall!!!!
Ernesto Galindo I don't think anybody here really knows what to do. George Lopez is starting an argument that doesn't even need to begin. He has no political pull at all. But has merely pulled the fight between all you beautiful people that should really focus on ...
John Boyle Jr. How about Benghazi when Obama and Hillary couldn’t be reached? Huh? Never mind I’ll go back to being a bigot somewhere else
Fermina Martinez Very true George Lopez, but that fool is the lucky one cuz he can hide but all of us will have to eat it! God help us all!
Ramos Ismael jajajajajajajajajaja Them if you do them if you not !! MAMADAS !! It really cracks me up all this want to be politicians. everyone is got an opinion

LOUISVILLE!! Grab some good seats to see me and Cedric on Jan. 27! Tickets:

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Bianca Delgado Michael Bautista
Tammy Kuhne You're the man George Lopez
Denise Lanzer-Lerma ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
Florine Michael He's a scammer wants to get iTune cards he asked me to get him one I said no
Laurie Carpenter Ihope No one comes to see you George Lopez Your a disgrace to this country . Why dont you go fix your own country and leave.

" We must learn to live together as brothers or we will perish together as fools - Dr Martin Luther King Jr

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Perla Garza Rojas We love you Chingon. 😍
Tammy Kuhne I LOVE YOU GEORGE LOPEZ ❀ ❀ ❀ ❀ ❀
Gilbert Valenzuela Hate,.,,.,.war,.,.,.fight till the death,.,., only the strong survives,.,.,
J.M. Perez I had a dream to , then I woke up. It was a good one to.
Richard Cook Guess he should have stayed at Motel 6.

THIS WEEK!! Catch me and the boys at the Key Center January 20th! Tickets:

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Tammy Kuhne You're the man George Lopez
Monica Morales Alexis Martinez
Lisette Amaya Halfacre Teresa RiggleVera Garcia
Denise Lanzer-Lerma ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
Florine Michael Scammer Lopez you get more money and I do you can get your own iTune card they sell them at Walmart Kmart whatever

#Repost @no.chillmx ・・・ PEDORRO!!!! CASI TE MATAS!!! #taghim πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’©πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨ @hatsbyalberto gracias hermano

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Jessica Bell Por andar de pedoro Edgar Reyes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Jessica Mackay Lol
Mish Alcon Now that was Funny πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š
Robert Acosta Villarreal Stop drop roll
Anabel Flores Lmfaooo... Miriam Flores tell me why i see Andres Rodriguez all over this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Brandon Rodriguez It’s clear George jerks off to the Donald daily.....OHHH DONNYYY
Joel Salvatore Love it Trump. I wanna play a round with ya. And S hit in Lopez spic mouth
Shirley White George be careful lthey love this person...hummmmm
Shirley White This what i think people deal with the perfect man lol
Daniel Letizia why is mouth always open so much?

Thats why you dont give her a ring till later , so the kids can help you look πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸΌπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ #happysunday #gacho #Repost @thuglifevids ・・・ Life tip: dont propose on a wooden bridgeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Repost: @toodamnfire

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Jeff Hunt Hope they got insurance first! But like most people they dont get accident insurance on jewelry.
Hilda Lopez Lol it's fake The camera turned away....
Cesar CarreΓ±o Diana CarreΓ±o that’s why you don’t do all that romantic crap. Lol πŸ˜‚
Keri Rozansky Or, you know, make sure the ring is secure in the box.
Jacob Daniel Sanchez Def fake, camera turns perfectly so the guy can put the ring box right in front of where the ring is

When you’ve got it all figured out.

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Aliyah Smilgis Nick McFarlin hahaha that coin game at qc
Mayra Salazar Ari SalazΓ‘r My logic during tremors back home; mom and dad just dont appreciate my genius clearly
Kenia Hernandez Adriana Pena this you at Dave and busters πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mike Ribblet Joe Sacchetti Except I never could win at this game
Cherrae Smith Chris Bush haha here Is the best place 🀣

Pelos has been surrounded by #immigrants his entire life , his mother Mary MacLeod born in #scotland migrated to the #unitedstates #respect ... but, Trump has kids from 3 different women , 2 from #shitholecountries , one currently that would be deported by his own immigration policies , hey @ice go over there πŸ™‹πŸ»πŸ˜±πŸ˜±#Gacho #anchorbaby living in the who’re house , and kids he doesn’t talk, he’s racially insensitive .. a theory could be , he doesn’t hate #latinos , he is #latino πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ @undocumedia @benballer @boxerbray10 @alyshadelvalle @mariolopezextra @mrwupass @comedygetdown @realdlhughley @cedtheentertainer @eddiegriffin @arseniohall @roxarroyo58 @bigboy @bigcitric @momorodriguez

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William Ibison Too hilarious, Anyone with any knowledge of immigration and citizenship should know that if you marry an American citizen you become one yourself through that marriage. I know a Pakistani, whose visa expired in the early 70's, and instead of going back ...
Michael King In 2001, she obtained a green card and became a lawful permanent resident of the United States. She married Donald Trump in 2005 and obtained U.S. citizenship in 2006.She is the first naturalized U.S. citizen to become First Lady of the United States.
Donald Flowers Speaking of shithole countries...guess there's a reason why you don't take your comedy tours into Mexico.
Erik Thor Bronstad My girlfriend looks up to Melania because she is kind of like her she came to this country as an immigrant and did not know english but she learned and yes she makes mistakes in English but she tries. Her mom who is only fluent in Spanish tries to speak ...
Juan A. Coba Let's the Trump investigation run its course....we will see Trump Jr and Jared go down for lying and money the moment American is 2 for 4 on Guilty plead. #Boom. #RealTalk

Thanks @snoopdogg , I’m never drinking coffee again , and by the gurgling in my stomach I think I’m lactose intolerant too #chorro πŸ’­πŸ’­ lots of moving parts in that mouth ( tooth ONE Tongue Piercing ONE #gacho #Repost @snoopdogg ・・・ Superman my bad superwoman 😳😲😲😱

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Jason Michael Bourque 1) i think that's snoop dog's new honey....2) your eggs are over eatie?
Janet Marie Armstrong Freels You had it right the first time... Superman. This is far from a woman let alone a superwoman. LMAO
Tamara Amataga Awww mami you forgot your teeth.. But that wig is on flick, tho πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜
Melanie Hess Omg!!! Rebecca Ann im.over the coffee and eggs right now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‘
Melissa Craig Got double piercings but no teeth? Wheres the priority here?


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Jorge Pleitez #TaLoco
Kelsey Jade Sara lmfao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Miguel Candanedo Nmms!! πŸ™„πŸ˜‚
Marilyn Cadena Amy Anthony 🀣🀣
Tammy Kuhne Orale!

This fool is a stone cold bigot #valeverde #worthweiner ! And if you voted for him β€œ I hope your grandma falls and can’t get up πŸ™€

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Karina Romero Sad thing is that the whole world is hurt about Haiti and they don’t give an eff about the rest of the countries on that list smh πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Saturnino Ayala In his book it says he was an abortion that somehow survived, and it's him. I believe it. There was also a prediction that anything that came out of his mouth would be faeces, and that he would crawl.
Charlie Alaniz Speak for yourself fool! Real Mexicans / Latinos / Hispanics be like we got your back Trump! #latinosunidos #latinosfortrump
Melissa Bowman Bailey And if these places are so grand, and he is so wrong, then you should have no objection staying there...Why are they all so desperate to come and stay in a place where they don't even like the president???
Drew Bello Look I'm a celebrity look how much more morally developed I am. (Also morally advanced celebrity) I hope your grandmother falls. Pos

β€œAround the friend zone...”

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Richard Servantes You don’t say
Oscar Lopez Manny A. Amaya
Myressa Garcia Carlos is dis true?
Tammy Kuhne Orale!
Ortiz Alberto Hugo All in one that’s gacho! πŸ˜‚

Show of hands πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎ all our parents would do this @moronsdoingthings #gacho #shitsfired ( Ryan look out #aguas @benballer @arseniohall @comedygetdown @roxarroyo58 @mayanlopez @mariolopezextra @michaelrapaport #thanks @moronsdoingthings

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Pascual Medina fake, that's why the ground is all wet
Solmaira Melchor (Yeli)I feel like doing this to you😁😎😜
Christopher Bosarge Philip he need some milkkk hahahah
Erica Rodriguez Lmfao, that would be me doing things to Julian and Damian lol Ivan Soto
Mattie MartΓ­nez Eleazar Ortiz this is something u would do while sittin on ur balcony with ur binoculars

It’s 2017 until I get this right.

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Rosa Parra Lol I did that today
Eva Salinas O'Connor I agree with u
Elias Robles II Not bad ... Te Te De lol
Maria Gurrola Yup
Dayana Lopez Cloey Andersen In Miss V's class πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Its always an honor to perform in NYC, see you tomorrow night Brooklyn

Instagram post by Eddie Griffin β€’ Jan 11, 2018 at 5:33pm UTC

107 Likes, 8 Comments - Eddie Griffin (@eddiegriffin) on Instagram: β€œYO BROOKLYN!!!! Me, @realdlhughley @cedtheentertainer and our brother #ElMasChingon @georgelopez…”

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Denise Lanzer-Lerma ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
Master Steven Eggebrecht .
Tammy Kuhne Orale!
Adrian Rendon Hell yeah!
Edward Rueda I hope you got a good trump joke

Its can be awkward after throwing #palo or #shillelagh so here is a little diddy you all can sing #thanks #Repost @billionaire.baddies ・・・ 🀣🀣 @billionaire.baddies

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Francisco Acosta I thought dudeds where the ones to ask that question πŸ˜‚
Cristina Sedano Sam Shoup I can’t with this video!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
Mai Xiong It's fine, men and women have been friend zoning each other since the dawn of time.
Roxanne Ramirez This is the little boy from that meme game Louie Juiel
Abrahan Solis Javier Ponce wow dude why you gotta be like that

β€œ wait till I get my F’ing haan .... nevermind β€œ throwing CODOS / Elbows #respost @ludacris @snoopdogg ( tale of tape : reach 4 1/2 inches #Gacho

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Anthony Martinez First time I ever say to a comedian and one is good as George Lopez... This video sucks... What a suck thing to post.
Guillermo D Rubin At the end what would they shake?
David L Padgitt Sad and poor Judgement for posting Mr Lopez.
Antonio Martin "LOW BLOW",,,not all things are meant to be funny...especially making fun of others conditions...
Paul Gallegos Sr Look at George making fun of the handicap just like our President did!

Be sure to catch me and Cedric in Louisville, KY on Jan. 27!! Tix on sale now:

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Denise Lanzer-Lerma πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜
Master Steven Eggebrecht .
Matthew Sais Look πŸ‘€, a pair racists!
Steve Carpenter Your a disgrace to your people.
Tammy Kuhne You're the man George Lopez

Uh @raiders #raidernation this is a #bigeffingdeal #markdavis #chingon #jongruden #repost @sportscenter

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George Avila Welcome home CHUCKY
Hector N Susie Cisneros clown nation
Christian Aztek Tamez Raiders suck
Iran Barrera Same barber!??
Jose Ortiz Dumb and dumber hair cuts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SEATTLE!! We’re ready for ya, Jan. 20th!! Get your tix:

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Olesya Oviedo Tijerina Elizabeth Oviedo Sigrid Meneses
Concepcion Mayorquin Rita Olivia Sharina Sanchez 😁😁😁😁
Rturo FalcΓ³n Vic Falcon Alberto Xavier Falcon
Tammy Kuhne You're the man George Lopez
Cee Jay Eric Aguirre

Moves his lips when he reads , sings inside to himself #45melapela showed up as an example , proved his point ( check out the self soothing swing side to side #nutjobmovie #nationalanthem Lo Cago 😳 #repost @agirlhasnopresident

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Mortessa Rose God, you know.. I hate the guy and all that he stands for, but watching this.. I actually really feel bad for him. The self-soothing and all that, it makes me really sad for him... he is a shell of a man. He's human, that is obvious and he has real ...
Asia Pinkney I want everybody to pay close attention to exactly the type of people who are getting mad at this post πŸ˜‚ Typical.
Greg Robinson We get it, you dont like the President. So what and get over it. George, you used to be funny. Now you're just lame af.
Trey Fisher If you don’t know how sound works, he is actually singing it as he hears it. Not as the camera picks up the sound. Cherry picking at its best.
Derek Zimmerman It is getting old george. If your going to bash him try harder. When he does something like this or blows his nose doesnt really make him look bad.
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