On This Day in #CONAN History: Conan, Kevin Hart, and Ice Cube got in a Lyft together.
Krampus the baby-eating demon is angling to become the next Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. #CONAN
ICYMI: Denis Leary often gets mistaken for Jane Lynch. #CONAN
Spread the word! An all-new episode of The #CONAN Podcast featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Patton Oswalt, and more is available now. http://to.teamcoco.com/2yOXi9f
Just saw John Mulaney at the Orpheum in Los Angeles and I have not laughed that hard in memory. I want to grow up to be that funny someday.
"Do I ask him to dress up as Gollum?" - Patton Oswalt wanted Andy Serkis to be a ring-bearer at his wedding #CONAN
Andy Serkis thinks Supreme Leader Snoke is trying to "Make The Galaxy Great Again." #CONAN #TheLastJedi
Krampus, the baby-eating demon from German folklore, is trying to soften his image by hosting a holiday cooking show. #CONAN
#Conan on Trump’s slurs and more @ http://to.teamcoco.com/2A3IEcp
#CONAN Highlight: Patton Oswalt compares the shelf life of Trump jokes to "sour cream in a sauna."
Dr. Denis Leary delivered the world’s shortest graduation speech. #CONAN
#Conan’s TV INFO button provides accurate descriptions of House of Cards, Young Sheldon, and This Is Us.
Frankie Shaw talks about her very Boston family — including her second cousin once removed Denis Leary. #CONAN
Here comes Santa Claus to ruin your childhood memories of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. #CONAN
When someone tells Khalid Rahmaan to go back where he came from, he doesn’t know if they’re racist, Islamophobic, or really hate Brooklyn. #CONAN
#CONAN Highlight: Throughout his career, Denis Leary has been mistaken for Willem Dafoe, Kevin Bacon, Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi, and Jane Lynch.
ICYMI: Jean-Claude Van Damme is #Conan’s new personal trainer.
The GOP tax bill includes a handwritten addendum that recognizes Papa John as a founding father. #CONAN
Barkhad Abdi on the weirdest place a stranger has told him, “I’m the captain now.” #CONAN
Dina Hashem on the problem facing Arab women that often goes undiscussed. #CONAN
#Conan on Russia's Olympic ban and presidential win: http://to.teamcoco.com/2AUGsrf
#CONAN Highlight: Jean-Claude Van Damme helps Conan do a full split.
Jean-Claude Van Damme dances his way back to #CONAN tonight @ 11/10c on TBS Network.
"They take pictures of my butt when I’m not looking." - Ana Gasteyer’s children are comedians in training #CONAN
You deserve a #CelebritySurvey with a double dose of Larry King. #CONAN
Ty Segall announces his new album on #CONAN and debuts a song about his dog Fanny.
Dan Rather says Trump’s attacks on the press are "reminiscent of authoritarian regimes in other countries." #CONAN
"Life begins at insertion" and more last-minute additions to the GOP tax bill. #CONAN
#Conan talks gross guys and more @ http://to.teamcoco.com/2BKQedk
#CONAN Highlight: "Many things about the Age of Trump will make the stomach sicker than bad oysters." - Dan Rather