Saina Nehwal
14:24 01/16/2017

In SIBU for Malaysia open 2017.....

39.0k reactions 423 comments
Dinesh Yadav V. Nice
Sibu Das Sibu ...my name 😍😍😍😍😍 So happy
Priyanka Tungria Nice mam
Kamaksha Pandey Taiyari hai ya vaise..??
Sanjeev Singh Best of luck
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

She was on the last episode of Westworld and decisions had to be made. [via Imgur]

506 reactions 143 comments
Liam Harding I'm really concerned. Why would you have to take the legs off a couch? Makes no sense.
Brandon Webb That couch looks familiar.
Patrick Sauls Brooke Hubbard ok...you were right, no used couches we will go to miskelly's this week.....
Shawn Berman Here's a salad
Brad Giles At least the couch pulls out.
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

My party guests know it's time to leave when I break out the chicken fart candle. [via Bits & Pieces]

1.8k reactions 280 comments
Danielle Condon This is in my hometown lol 😂
Paul Wise Jr. The Atomic Chicken Fart is deadly!!!!
Ted Mangen My hometown made tosh.o!
Princess Dimitri Singleton You can get half a chicken fart candel free for a role of tissue paper.
Samantha Runner I actually love these candles and try to buy them every year, although the shop moved across town lol
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

I think this should qualify you for the carpool lane. [via theCHIVE]

3.4k reactions 565 comments
Kellie Wilson Rachelle Quinto reminds me of Palm Springs lol.... hope you're doing well!
Joe Mcmichael Brandon Germer someone took a picture of you on the highway
Milly Cunningham Porshia Grant this what your car gonna look like when you pack and move lol
Johnny Blade He was also heard saying, "Stop looking at my dick". It was FENTASTIC. Believe me
Brett Middaugh Hey Mike Paton, how many times have we been behind some big dick in traffic in NJ...right?
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

It’s tough being an 80’s teen movie bully in 2017. [via Bits & Pieces]

5.1k reactions 177 comments
Cheyenne Tasovac My fox Tampa bay, watch it or get a wedgie.
Clayton Timothy Dana This happen in 2013 in Florida. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/charles-ross-fla-man-arrested-for-giving-wedgies-outside-movie-theater-police-say/ of course it's Florida it breeds [email protected]
Jesse Hunter Chris Royer this is so fucking lame
Courtney Macleod Glynis Mensink better warn Isla hahaha
Daryen Jade Crumpton The way I'd end up in jail Brianna Madore
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

Neil deGrasse Tyson is totally going to run this person off the road. [via Radass]

3.2k reactions 670 comments
Chaney Eilene Greenwood This guy lives on my street hahaha he's famous here in Denton
Skylar Tatem The fact that "sailing around the world" is something you can do completely disproves this.
Christopher Ament I think its funny that a person who doesent even believe the Earth is flat is getting so many people upset over a joke.
KennySean Gibson What the hell happened to his car? Like am I the only that wants to know if he should be allowed to drive?
Serenity Hansford It blew my mind when I learned that there are literally people who believe that the earth is flat. YouTube it, shits insane. It's just one more piece of evidence that no matter what you believe... There is a group for you.
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

Lucy’s parents didn’t even bother getting her a birthday cake, they just text her an emoji of one. [via Izismile Network]

4.9k reactions 326 comments
Rob Humiston When everything in the world is being controlled by a phone or tablet, my children will not be asking their children to do it for them. No kid will sit day in and day out on a device, it's just not plausible to even think they would. Tention span. The ...
Joel Cruz When I was a kid I always wanted these for my birthday. Shit we always played video games but we would always go to the park or all over the apartments
Michael Navarro Ramos I wasn't raised with the technology we have now and neither will my kids.. yeah they might be mad at me, but they will be some mad kids with morals and character!
Holli Berri Kid's these days will never know good old fashioned fun. It's so sad. I grew up using my imagination! When I was a kid, I would've sold everything to have a bouncy house at my bday party!
Dylan Thomsen It's called evolution, sorry people over 30 don't understand/can't accept it but it's happening whether you like it or not.
Saina Nehwal
14:24 01/16/2017

Happy Makar Sankranti 😊😊.... (with sis)

143.5k reactions 1842 comments
Ketan Rabari Nice pic madam,,,,
Suresh Karasi Wishing you a very happy Makara Sankranti it's fire burn' s all the moment of sadness.and give you worthy to win on anyone. Good luck
Naina Ram Bhadu मीठे गुड़ में मिल गया तिल, उड़ी पतंग और खिल गया दिल, हर पल सुख और हर दिन शांति, आप सब के लिए लाये हैं मकर सक्रांति | Happy makar sakranti
Thori Ashok आपको व आपके परिवार को मकर सक्रांति की ढेर सारी शुभ कामनाएँ। भगवान आप सभी को अच्छा स्वास्थ्य,सुख-स्मृद्धि एवं भरपूर खुशियाँ प्रदान करें।💐💐💐
Dharmender Sehrawat हमारे हरियाणा की मिट्टी में उपज की सौंधी सी महक है! इसी ख़ुशबू में सराबोर है हमारे उमंग भरे त्यौहार: लोहड़ी और मकर संक्रान्ति। आइये, इस अवसर पे ख़ुशियाँ साँझी करें...ढेरों शुभकामनाएँ हमारे त्यौहार ख़ुशहाल परम्पराएँ
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

CAPTION CHALLENGE WINNER: "Be Real Careful about requesting a table dancer with more HARE" We picked the caption above from a comment left by Angela Linville Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 1pm for another edition.

139 reactions 29 comments
David Klucznik Cassy Boehm
Ted Ken tosh this chick has no ass check it out https://youtu.be/qXhqV8n5pWI
Michael Shupp With teeth like that be glad he's on the table rather than under
Sears A Ronnie Mine was way better
Kevin Lenling Get that jack off my desk
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

This flower delivery is sweet, yet salty. Just like her butthole. [via TCmag]

2.5k reactions 462 comments
Corbi Lyn Crowther Yleek Selene.... It's from saybrook hahahahhaha did you receive these??
Nick Waite Mari Fay did you ever get one like this when you worked there?
Nicholas Pinillos Lauren Fronk looks like baby daddy got something more than just flowers hahahaha
Sarah Michaud Wait, has no one realized this place is called You Flowers? Just had to point that out. You Flowers. You allllll Flowers.
Melanie Korenvaes Jessica Gnagey Chet Gridley, the first thing I saw is "from you flowers" and 34.99 lmao
Tosh.0
07:12 01/16/2017

Is there anything funnier than giving your friend pneumonia.

983 reactions 69 comments
Sean Mclellan thats claptons lol
Randy Wegrzyn Joey Karnes remember that long cold walk home lol?
Jose Luis Arres Rosendo Alvarado Jr. Luis Nevarez Jose RLuis NevarezJose Ramos
Austin Hedman Best show on comedy Central
Trippe Erwin Matt Panzo "perfect teenage body" 😂😂😂
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Second Base just became terrifying. #wtf #wtfriday

11 reactions 15 comments
Hannah Cooper Ela Bela
John Lane Aaron Penna
Jason Lieberman Jessica Cortrite Marquis
Brian Kasper Katelynn Christina Russ
Cami Eymer Sativa Lilli Earl ok
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Even with time to plan, it would be hard to come up with a more destructive place to take a poop. [via Imgur]

2.1k reactions 1279 comments
Eric Scott Mattevi It acts like a fan, everytime the door revolves, circulating the smell inside.
Austin Young Not another damn sequel to The Ring... God, this looks shitty.
Alvaro Ortiz I guess shit really does go around full circle. Miguel Ortiz Steve Reher
Charlie Reed I think the dog turd in a roomba path is more destructive.
Evan Rees Finn Bloxsom would good solid odds this is in China
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Tosh.0's cover photo

1.4k reactions 47 comments
Masterr Shake Tosh is fkn clown shoes :D
Vanessa Cen This post made my day!
Thomas Price hand tosh a pole and he runs straight to the locker room
Christopher Pugh Watch out the pope mobile is behind you
Christopher Magoon Yer to old
Saina Nehwal
01:36 01/14/2017

Are you a student volunteer? If you've worked to help build a better tomorrow, I want to recognize your contribution. Share details of your community service work with me at http://bit.ly/CauseChampions #HonourACauseChampion #SpiritOfCommunityAwards

19.7k reactions 273 comments
Partha Chowdhury Nice pic
Digvijay Singh Pokharia happy lohri mam.......
Yogesh Dhawale Lei bari
Naram Srinivas Great congratulations
Siddalingappa Shiva Liked this
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

I'll be the judge of that. #TattooOfTheWeek [via Bro My God]

3.3k reactions 1597 comments
Tracy Morgan If a tattoo of a rose looks like wilted cabbage after 30+ years. This is gonna have a look between an Arby's roast beef and a punched lasagna.
Antonio S Mercado Molina Wtf that's because they can't see it. We can see our dicks but you dot see us getting a tattoo that says my dick is beautiful!
Danny Fletcher Curious what the ass hole looks like. Does that make me weird? Lol
John Emond That's gotta be the dumbest tattoo I've ever seen, and that's saying somethin cuz I have "suns out guns out" tattooed on my biceps!
Venus Yemington Why does it look like a toddler drew it with a marker! The lines aren't even straight...i don't wanna see the real one. Besides, that is a fucking uterus. #tattoostoregert lolololololololol
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Ain't nuthin but a white trash party. #tbt

Dope-Ass Proposal-Tosh.0 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
Dope-Ass Proposal-Tosh.0 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

Two trashy young people decide to spend the rest of their lives together.

216 reactions 16 comments
Daniel Patrie Mohamed Eltahir
Jenny Flores Bod Owens
Erik Muhlenbruck Lauren
Dalton Lucas All I saw was "ass proposal" and I was so intrigued
Todd Hayden Glen Burnie,MD?
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

The real reason women shave their legs is so the demons can't get in. [via theCHIVE]

1.8k reactions 271 comments
Justin Fendley Tosh is fckn clown shoes 😄
Jason Fielden Doesn't help some of their vaginas though...
Steven Perkins You mean out
Sonny Campanelli John Merrick.
Walter Kane Or get out.
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Roses are red, violets are blue. This bouquet of fish smells just like you do. [via TCmag]

1.2k reactions 192 comments
Jerry Newcomb Roflmfao I'm a big girl now...
Dave Cooper the Ultimate Ex-wife Bouquet
Jessica Buono Flowers Stephen i feel you were plagurized.
Cale Heikes Fish heads fish heads Rolly Polly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
Tiffany Litton It looks like an Italian death threat
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Listen to these hillbillies - how did the Civil War last more than a couple of hours?

873 reactions 70 comments
Wil Buchanan Katelyn Keating
Vic Mireles Vince Rojas lmfao!!!!!!
Charles Wicka Nellie Mendoza want to try that?
Hector Saenz Terry House 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeremy Martin http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VTjaO0JF9Yc/VowO_9rg5KI/AAAAAAABWWQ/GOn2qaC_vM8/s1600/2.gif
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Not always true. Never be fooled by a vajazzle. [via Uberhumor]

5.7k reactions 446 comments
Stephen Fox But is it art.
Robert Cadmus Cat. Chinese food is cat
Mark Takayama Now, on the dollar cravings menu at Taco Bell.
Seán Richards Would this be considered cannibalism or nah??
Bill Kenny #ThanksDonald
Saina Nehwal
01:36 01/14/2017

I would like to thank Haryana government for such great honour and huge support .I m very happy to open the academy in Manesar (Haryana) ..🙏🙏

40.8k reactions 416 comments
Amarjit Singh Congrats saina. Many many congratulations to you its a gud initiative and gud start.
Ranjit Verma Great news.Future of Indian Badminton in good hands.It will churn out many Olympians.
Nitin Kumar Congratulations saina...this is a great step..will help to find more talent like you..
Jaideep Sharad Borawake Congrats for such a noble cause, humble request to thin on to open a Acadamy branch in rural Maharastra.
Srivathsan Krishnaswamy Come to Coimbatore Saina theres a good bunch of budding players with lack of facilities and coaching
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

Mid-week fanciness.

403 reactions 18 comments
Masterr Shake Tosh is fkn clown shoes :D
Tysen Ellis https://youtu.be/i9d739bUU1U
Jackson Mars Not gay just saying hello
Mark Rush first!!!
Kenneth Bush Tosh will wine and dine anything that's slippery when wet
Tosh.0
18:24 01/13/2017

This takes memory foam to a slightly disturbing (yet mildly titillating) level. [via TCmag]

844 reactions 93 comments
Mark Takayama No air required, and it's absorbent!
Melissa Nemeth I'm so sick of people modeling pillows after me 😡
Darren Martin I'm really getting sick of Ashley Graham every other post
Nicholas Czachor I don't remember pillows ever being that thiccccccccccccc
Raul Logan Looks a bit like Amy Schumer.
Aamir Khan
20:00 01/12/2017

I am absolutely overwhelmed with all the love that Dangal has got. It is one of the most passionate responses I have ever received. I want to thank everyone for owning the film as their own. It's the biggest compliment a creative person can receive. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. And thank you Nitesh sir. Love. a.

59.8k reactions 1470 comments
Kavita Rathi Zanwar What a fabulous movie... Encouraging n inspiring... Truly amazing... Song ' Bapu sehat k ' it is so nice... Hats off Aamir Sir...luv n respect always
Aman Mangat Watched it last night,some NZers came to watch it as well probably learned about it from word of mouth.They seemed pretty ecstatic by the movie.It was inspiring piece of Cinema.
Firoz Khan Thankyou Aamir sir..👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 you are a legend.. What an amazing performance from you sir.. Sir your hardwork and dedication is just breath taking, no wonder u are the perectionist.. We are so proud of u sir... Please please please make such great movies ...
Paramita Bhattacharjee It takes a courage and creative mind to make a movie like Dangal-I remember seeing AK's interview in koffee with Karan where AK mentioned that he will be happy if the movie is being loved by the audience for whom it has been made...such dedication we ...
Ahim Paul Sir we,aamir fan club of kolkata , arranged a special screening for special girls ( a girls' orphanage in kolkata ) . They made a beautiful sketch of you and gifted us and they enjoyed the movie whole heartedly .they cried, cheered, clapped ,jumped when ...
Tosh.0
05:36 01/11/2017

It's the perfect texture for running.

2.7k reactions 573 comments
Jeff Smith Priceless, and I just saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO
Ben Perez Wait, this is still a thing?
Stephanie Canning Alicia Christine I was just telling you about this haha still makes me laugh
Liz Guadiana Tosh, can you be on CC roast featuring the Orange Ballsack of the US.
Bud Smith I could be in the woods...with a mask lighter and a bottle of everclear just to watch a dick in the woods burn?
Tosh.0
05:36 01/11/2017

I'm pretty sure that catnip was laced with something a little harder. [via Uberhumor]

6.6k reactions 932 comments
Brian Hairelson Darrin Dillavou this is what i pictured your birthday party to look like.
Matthew Corporon Shelby did you and Tia throw this party?
Baldemar Fru Fru Alicia Loredo nosotros de ravers hahahha son tan perfectos ❤️
Sean Murphy Nora Murphy, something about staying weird
Ryan Wagner Felicia Kaundart if I drugged myself to the level I would like to right now hah
Saina Nehwal
12:48 01/11/2017

Team Awadhe warriors....#PBL 2017

27.5k reactions 158 comments
Rajeev Singh Best Of Luck Mam. God bless u.
Gaurav Shree Markis Kido is missing
Nimita Mahtolia Best of luck for semi final
Subhransu Patra Victory n cheers
ShRa VaNi Piyush Vincent again! 😂 I laughed so bad.
Tosh.0
05:36 01/11/2017

Now you have the option to tip or watch a 30 second ad before the table dance begins. [via Izismile Network]

1.3k reactions 80 comments
Michael Marquez But don't you get a free lap dance if you watch the ad?!
Ken Hames I miss Carly.
Lee Kahler And on the next episode of pimp my hoe
Mitchell James Can you put the game on?
Abraham Alvidrez Tori Marie read the caption
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