Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

CAPTION CHALLENGE WINNER: Andre 3000 is always so fashion forward. We picked the caption above from a comment left by Ron Asian Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 1pm for another edition.

94 reactions 20 comments
Ateyla Edwards Nikki May
Keith Hanson booooo
Daniel Ceja Robledo Booooo
Dylan Kliss Bogus
Drew James That sucks more dick than he does
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

Look at this little prick. [via Ebaum's World]

9.5k reactions 2307 comments
Judy Russell Monk Megan Todd you guys should each get one for your balcony/decks
Walter Kane I can't see his shoes but I'll guess they don't match his purse.
Audrey Johns Kara and Kate I love that this reminded me of you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Jason Geren What you get when you feed your cactus Viagra! A mutant called Erecto coccti viagris
Silver Gil Sharan Hillier Gilbert garage sale time is upon us! Time to get creative ๐Ÿ˜‚
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

We're about to shove some truth down your throat. Watch the full clip here: http://on.cc.com/2ndvHZI

112 reactions 9 comments
Chase Cannon Jeff Younger...ha
Brad Horn that is pretty pretentious
Mike Freerking hipster confit, Please please take my money
Justin Fendley Tosh is fckn clown shoes ๐Ÿ˜„
Sergio Ramirez Sammy Roger put this on your diet ๐Ÿ˜‚
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

Your entire day after a Chipotle lunch. #WTFriday

2.8k reactions 1459 comments
Eddie Reyes That image will haunt me for the rest of my life. It's seared into my brain.
Steve Aparicio Denise Marie hey Ben Garcia is that what's going on back there?
Jena Kaye Bailey Justin Johnson you the other day at work
Pedro A. Seda Vargas Luis Enrique Ruperto Ocasio hahahahaha lo que se espera en el wiken despues de ir a chipotle hahaha
Katie Alatorre Melissa Paulsen I am laughing too hard at this. I am delirious
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

Tosh.0's cover photo

234 reactions 8 comments
Justin Ingham https://youtu.be/qx8hrhBZJ98 What the guy was TRYING to do
Gianii Loayza Vladimir Putin
Nicole Eve David Isaac๐Ÿ˜‚
JJ Krauss Big Lou Pearlman productions
Justin Fendley Tosh is fckn clown shoes ๐Ÿ˜„
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

"Fine, I'll stop peeing in the shower." [via TCmag]

1.6k reactions 341 comments
Robert Beck "I'm not sure if this will work for athlete's foot."
Matt Cauble Because someone was shitting in the sink.....
Heather Lynn Dan Gilden boys are weird
Mike Hoffman Cure that athletes foot
Chris Suggs New toe fungus killer
Dalai Lama
20:06 03/24/2017

His Holiness the Dalai Lama meeting with the Australian National Cricket Team at the Main Tibetan Temple in Dharamsala, HP, India on March 24, 2017.

48.6k reactions 8260 comments
Richard Townsend I am Christian, but I always felt that this is one of the Holiest people who ever walked the Earth.
Graciela Guzman Words of wisdom, messages of love, respect, unity, harmony unites & bring love & understanding to ALL in this world ๐ŸŒŽ. ๐Ÿ˜Š โค๏ธ
Rick Hayer We know but either dont accept it or ignore it... but your purpose should to help one another... love but we are programmed to hate ans jealously
Namgyal Qusar May your message spread to all human being in all ten directions and bring peace and harmony on this earth forever.
Phuntsok Tibet Dolma Full of compassion and hundreds and thousands to learn from Our world peace leader His Holiness The Dalai Lama.. always feel blessed to see him. Kyabsuchey!!
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

Get you a girl that's a hippo in the sheets. [via Izismile Network]

2.5k reactions 328 comments
David Welliver How do you know it's boy-girl?
Amanda Rose Isn't gluttony a sin?
Scott Johnson The hungry hippo game gets real
Jason Owens Hippo centipede movie in the works?
Ismael Orrostieta "Eating ass" literally...
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

Sometimes daddy issues are really easy to diagnose. #TattooOfTheWeek

2.7k reactions 730 comments
Nolan Cerami I guess thats one way to keep your daddy around when he walks out on you
Steve Conrad next 1 im getting is Justin Trudeaus face with thw words canada guy under it
Vanessa Bright Ewwww...it being creepy is one thing but being shitty too. Damn.
Conrad Endlich Daddy needs two hands for that cheek
Jacob Hassman Daddy spanked her so hard, the black came off of HIS hand, along with some shitty hand writing.
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

I say anything that hisses doesn't need a forever home. #throwbackthursday #tbt

CeWEBrity Profile - Possum Lady-Tosh.0 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
CeWEBrity Profile - Possum Lady-Tosh.0 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

A woman teaches Daniel the ins and outs of raising opossums.

148 reactions 8 comments
Gage Odell Amanda Michelle Odell
David Stencil Jr. I loved this ceWEBrity Profile.
Murata Koi She was a really good sport๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚ looked natural!
Emily Elizabeth This lady is amazing. :D
Justin Fendley Tosh is fckn clown shoes ๐Ÿ˜„
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

If you look at this and only see a horse, your sex drive is broken. [via Uberhumor]

2.8k reactions 185 comments
Daniel Galindo I see her on the spot
Will Truyens Why the long face?
Damnit Darren Million dollar horse
Benjamin St. Onge Not a fan of her boots
Troy Oelke Asspaloosa? Whoreabian? Pusstang?
Tosh.0
16:54 03/25/2017

That's what you get for hazing Pokey. [via Radass]

805 reactions 35 comments
Kayla Rue Mason
Manuel John Villegas III Stephen Montoya Kevin Wojdanowski Laura Newton Ward
John Wright John Lehner
Evan Kirk Erik Buehler
Jessica Dawn Vance Luis Ugarte in college
Saina Nehwal
Yesterday 00:06

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51.5k reactions 408 comments
Ajay Rawal Lovely pix mem
Sunil Bahad เคธเฅเค‚เคฆเคฐ เคฎเคจ เค•เฅ‹ เค›เฅ‚เคจเฅ‡ เคตเคพเคฒเฅ€ เคคเคธเฅเคตเฅ€เคฐ
Manoj Dixit Wow! Lovely pic.
Tumpa Chakraborty Nice one, stay blessed
Milind Dadke Behind your success, I wish it is certainly your father.
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

When the cab of a truck just isn't fancy enough for you. [via Izismile Network]

433 reactions 50 comments
Johnny Dangerfield Hedonism Bot?
Daniel Hartzell Your Uber has arrived.
Morgan G Dowd How un-settee-ling
Chelsea Kuhn I slept with that guy in that chair and he died in it!
David Morrison Weekend at Bernie's on-the-go
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

Russians are basically just cartoons at this point. Watch the full episode here: http://on.cc.com/2ndym5A

991 reactions 152 comments
Michael Johnathan Linda - there are no rules
Justin Fendley Tosh is fckn clown shoes ๐Ÿ˜„
Matthew Romine *****Fake***** Those are flashlights.
Jacob Peno Martin Hunter this is what I was talking about ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Christopher York This made my day.
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

This week's viewer video was... KITTY DANGER. Surprised?

39 reactions 13 comments
Joshua Miller It's like watching PewDiePie. It sucks.
Corey Bell Why did I watch this....
Jeremy Voelkel First of all...tosh is fkn clown shoes :D
Seth Neice lol I hate it so much
Justin Fendley Tosh is fckn clown shoes ๐Ÿ˜„
Saina Nehwal
11:18 03/23/2017

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44.1k reactions 710 comments
Must Dial Now stay upadated about all sports rules in one app https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.asr.dheeraj_pc.allsportsrules
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Jasbir Jassi Nice pic
Shubham Thakur Beauty is what . This is beauti Wow saina in nice pic๐Ÿ˜˜
Brijesh Singh Looking so beautiful
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

It's impressive how many humans actually make it to adulthood. [via Radass]

6.5k reactions 1214 comments
Jesse Milligan I'm actually impressed at how that gun seemingly phased through her trigger hand
Matthew Blair Is this fake? Is there a string we can't see that pulled it straight back? Every recoil I've experienced caused the barrel to go up.
Justin Mcgrath Nick this is What I was telling you about weeks ago
Steve Krajenke So she can kill someone in front of her and injure someone behind her. Pretty smart!
Louis Daveski Kyle Quigley I don't know what was faster, the 12 gauge slug or the gun
Saina Nehwal
11:18 03/23/2017

Beautiful sketch ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

71.1k reactions 435 comments
Vinod Yadav Congratulations..
Suresh Mahajan Best pencil drawing. &best wishes
Randeep Singh Khaiwal Good Sketch
Jaishree Dixit Wow beautiful
Suraj Belvadi Nice Art!๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

Ralph's bracket had Villanova and Louisville in the championship game. He seems to be taking it well. [via Izismile Network]

7.5k reactions 1159 comments
Derrick Reinelt Sundari. Tim Debbie this reminds me of Abby when she would get mad
Jon Cowen Danika Staples that's like minion pooping on the tree haha
Kristen Holman Skylar Holman why does this seem like something Finn would do?
Taylor Maddex Johnson Owen Bennett Jake Williams this reminds me of your story about Stormys dog pooping on your couch pillow ๐Ÿ˜‚
Stephanie Erjavec Kwanzaa Erjavec dook would do this if he wasnt destroying our ballz :|
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

You have to keep hand checking anyone with those bedsheets and this much free time. [via TCmag]

996 reactions 200 comments
Dalton Schulik Like those bedsheets thought bakugan
Jesse Milligan "This much free time" sorry have you never been to a movie before? Is time that much of a luxury?
Andrea Kellim Two questions. What is "hand check" and why is there a box on this persons head?
Luke Cain Jessica Booth, I pictured the boys doing something like this
Jason Geren I can see the joke, lol. But seriously this is embodiment of laziness and failure, pathetic.
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

Tosh.0's cover photo

141 reactions 6 comments
Justin Lee Gamel I fired a rocket once....
Justin Fendley Tosh is fckn clown shoes ๐Ÿ˜„
Jason Heady You'll still lie about how big it is.
Patrick O'Brien Cmon Tosh we know you'd prefer a fish top man bottom mermaid
Ana Lane Like i said for the caption..a mer in the hand is worth two in the bush
Saina Nehwal
11:18 03/23/2017

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44.8k reactions 583 comments
Hitesh Singh Panwar Bantu เคธเคพเค‡เคจเคพ เคฌเฅ‹เคฒเฅเคก เคเค‚เคก เคฌเฅเคฏเฅ‚เคŸเฅ€เคซเฅเคฒ
Apparai Kamath Good evening saina
Tausif Hafeez Khan Love you
Pradeep Agarwal Jai jai shree ram
Tej Kumar Like with respect
Dalai Lama
07:18 03/22/2017

His Holiness the Dalai Lama wearing a turban (pagri) offered by Indian religious leaders as symbol of honor and respect during a program at Sri Udasin Karshni Ashram in Mathura, UP, India on March 21, 2017. (Photo by Tenzin Choejor/OHHDL)

45.5k reactions 551 comments
Chrisdiana Westphal How beautiful <3
Reetu Chaprana Singh Love n regards
Elisabetta Bagnato Beatrice Galgano รจ il momento dei turbanti! ๐Ÿ’•
Jest Takie ลนrรณdล‚o Dalai Lama is very nice, because he have open mind to other cultures.
Jayma Naicker Om Mani Padme Hum.
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

We're mixing business with leather tomorrow night. NEW Tosh at 10/9c on Comedy Central.

469 reactions 79 comments
Myiah Hassevoort Joey Higgins it's on tonight
Jeri Mashaw Melissa Olmstead you have to show Jeff!
Meghan Danielle Judy Shaughnessy, I know you don't know tosh.o, but look who's on it!!!!! Beth Shaughnessy-Linscott
Jeff Dinkel Debbie Tornberg-Stucky Cynthia Vaccarelli this guys store is in Utica. Do you know him?
Stephen Schafer Bryan Wood miss home yet?
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

If it's over 98.6 degrees, you should talk to a specialist. [via Uberhumor]

2.5k reactions 199 comments
Steven Butler Maybe he's just advertising :-p
Will Morrell How respectable mothers say "theyre the ish!"
Chris Halley Saw this car over the weekend, they're shitty drivers.
Jessica Victorcruz Dave Orion you shoulda gone with POOPLAW
Brandon Elep Alexis Nicole this is in Colorado ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Tosh.0
04:06 03/23/2017

CAPTION CHALLENGE: Catch of the day! Write a caption for this still from last weekโ€™s episode - and help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll pick a winner and share your glory on Facebook.

148 reactions 326 comments
Josh Ramsey The only way a white man can catch a black man without having to wear a badge or be called a racist
John Fawcett Such a pretty mouth. Lemme just spritz that up before me and you have a little game of "go fish".
Tracy Morgan Lucky for the merman...woman....GLBT....it was the only thing Tosh sprayed in it's face.
Jeremiah Strickland "This will look perfect mounted over my fireplace... If only I could get the dirt off it." *spritz spritz*
Jonathan Rapp When you catch a fish, but you have to take care of it like a baby the rest of its life, and you wish you just released it years ago.
Tosh.0
15:18 03/20/2017

And that's how she got to the front of the line. [via TCmag]

106 reactions 1874 comments
Kayla Siracusano Martin Matthew Nesslage....for some reason, this seemed like it would be right up your alley lol
Daniel Kuhlmeier The sad part is she's applying for public assistance and the reason why is on her ass ...
Chris Rex Thanks for the confirmation, however, this penis will be washing its hair today... thanks anyway
Sara Clarke Kayla Vargas that time I mooned you with my tights on and they were see through bahahahaha
Renee Fleener Oh man, she obviously didn't do the see through test before leaving the house. C'mon girl lol too funny!
Dalai Lama
07:18 03/22/2017

All religions have the potential to create better human beings, but since 1 billion of the 7 billion human beings alive today have no interest in religion, and frequently even believers donโ€™t take their faith that seriously, we need a more universal approach to developing inner values without relying on this or that religious tradition.

127.2k reactions 2706 comments
Marge Bill Prayer I believe in
Chris Young What if I don't need a religion or a fear of a god to want to be nice to people? Not worrying about a next life, focusing on this one?
Nathalie Tachet Tell that to the big corporations and governments who prefer profit to life. And since big cities have developped, people are disconnected to mother nature so how can they believe (besides how they look and when the new iphone will be available .) We ...
Nino Bejanishvili This is exactly what I always say: People need to put more emphasis on the fundamental values of humanity. It's not about religions, it's about the common, universal, values that unite people from all backgrounds!
Igi Veup presentism would do just fine.
Saina Nehwal
22:30 03/20/2017

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32.4k reactions 255 comments
Santu Sarkar Miss ur father....
Shital Kr Sahu God bless
Randeep Singh Khaiwal Nic click
Tapan Roy nice pic.
Satyaprakash Gautam Janu ji...sweety
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