Spare me Serena Williams. Anyway, we're pretty tight-knit here in the tribe, but there's always room for one more squaw… if you decide to come to your senses and pick TEAM GLOBO. http://omaze.com/globo
Kevin Hart here's something you can't make up - GLOBO GYM VS. AVERAGE JOE'S - YOU AND I DOMINATE. WE'LL BE JUST LIKE JORDAN AND PIPPEN, GAME 6, '92 - BUT WITH MORE BALLS. OUR HANDSHAKE ALONE WILL CONJURE THE RAWEST FORM FEAR AND SELF DOUBT WITHIN THE SOULS OF EACH AVERAGE JOE. PICK A SIDE KEVIN! AND PREPARE TO SUCK HANDSHAKE FAILURE Drake NBA on TNT AND Will Ferrel! HA! Losers. http://omaze.com/globo
GREETINGS Lin-Manuel Miranda, I LOVED YOUR PERFORMANCE IN Lewis Hamilton. IT’S ALMOST LIKE WATCHING THE REAL LEWIS HIMSELF! ME’SHELL CRIED ALL 3 TIMES. FOR THAT, I INVITE YOU JOIN ME AND MY SQUAD ON TEAM GLOBO GYM. THEN YOU CAN PLAY ME, WHITE GOODMAN, IN MY VERY OWN MUSICAL AT THE Goodman Theatre, WHICH I BUILT AND NAMED AFTER MYSELF (Me’Shell holds community theatre there every Thursday at 6pm) DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT AND PICK A SIDE: http://bit.ly/Pick-A-Side-Lin
HELLO LOSERS, I’M COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE GLOBO GYM HEADQUARTERS 🌐 IN MIAMI BEACH - THIS IS AN OFFICIAL FOLLOW UP CHALLENGE FOR Dwayne The Rock Johnson , WHO’S CANDY ASS 🍬SEEMS TO BE TOO GOOD FOR CHARITY DODGEBALL! I’M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES, THE GLOVES AND SOUL PATCH ARE OFF 🥊 🥊 (mostly for aerodynamic reasons). THAT’S RIGHT! MR “I PLAY A WASHED UP EX-BALLER ON TV FOR PRETEND.” I COMMAND YOU TO REVEAL YOUR TEAM SELECTION OR FACE MY WRATH ON THE ROCKEFELLER PLAZA DODGEBALL COURT THIS FALL… for charity. AND DON’T COME BEGGING ME TO HELP YOU BULK UP FOR BALLERS AGAIN 🏈 🏈 🚫🚫
Serena Williams CONGRATS ON WINNING A GRAND SLAM TITLE WHILE PREGNANT! NOW LET ME IMPREGNATE YOU WITH THIS THOUGHT: ADD A 5TH TOURNAMENT TO THE MAJORS - GLOBO GYM VS. AVERAGE JOES. YOU. ME. DOMINATING ON TEAM GLOBO OR JOIN AVERAGE JOE’S AND NEVER ACHIEVE A CAREER GRAND SLAM IN MY EYES. PICK A SIDE: http://bit.ly/PickASideSerena
¿Que pasa Rafa Nadal? You think you’re a bad hombre like myself? Stop pussyfooting around with your small balls and come play with Dodgeballs. JOIN ME on TEAM GLOBO GYM or face my wrath on TEAM AVERAGE JOE’S. It’s up to you. PICK A SIDE NOW: http://bit.ly/Pick-A-Side-Rafael
Katy Perry behold! I challenge you to join team GLOBO GYM and be my on-court killer queen. AVERAGE JOE'S WILL KISS THE RING, best believe it. Nicki Minaj nobody can touch this, NOBODY!! PICK A SIDE HERE: http://bit.ly/2sJhiY9
Hey LeBron James. See you’re back into training after suffering crippling defeat at the hands of lesser talent. I know that feeling you feel that I felt when I didn’t feel good too. But it’s time to hop off that secretary ball routine and grab ahold of some real balls. That’s right “KING,” Dodgeball court is now in session. Pick your side, ENTER: http://bit.ly/Pick-A-Side-Lebron.
Justin Bieber, stop pretending to play soccer and basketball. I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you have a better purpose in life – DODGEBALL on team GLOBO GYM. OR join those losers on Average Joe’s and take MY BALLS to YOUR FACE. Choice is yours. ENTER NOW and pick a side: http://bit.ly/Pick-a-Side-Bieber
Dwayne The Rock Johnson we both know that I made you into the physical specimen of human perfection that you are today. AND I know you know that the layout of your private gym, the #ironparadise, was inspired by Globo Gym's #irontemple. So come home son, and play dodgeball at my side. Together we’ll dominate Average Joe’s... for charity. Pick YOUR side HERE: http://bit.ly/Pick-A-Side-Dwayne Maybe afterwards, you can spot me while I bench, like, 500 or something.
Donate $10 to support the Immigrants: We Get the Job Done Coalition for a chance to win 2 tickets to the opening of Hamilton LA! I challenge Lucas Steele and [email protected] to sing their favorite Hamilton song! GO TO: prizeo.com/Hamilton #ham4all Lin-Manuel Miranda
Let me hit you with some knowledge. YOU can join ME and some of my friends in the most epic game of dodgeball ever. We’ll dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge and MORE. Best part? It’s all to support an incredible cause. ENTER: http://bit.ly/You-Me-Dodgeball Flights & hotel on me!
Children forced to flee their homes in South Sudan need somewhere safe to live. You can help shelter and protect refugees by supporting UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency by donating here: http://bit.ly/2q1e6DS #WithRefugees #iShelter
Our first event was such a success @freshfromthefarmjuices. I want to thank @fitmamacourt @reddotstu and everyone who joined us. It was such a blast. @totallyfitmama #totallyfitmamafamily #healthyfood #healthyliving #healthylifestyle #healthyrecipes #organicjuices #health #happiness #realfood